Legacy Track
Deprecated
Traditional promo swag
- 140 GSM garments that lose shape after one wash
- Cracking screen-prints. Peeling foils.
- Acrid plastic smell on arrival
- Distributed at the all-hands. In the dumpster by Friday.
MUSEVEND PROTOCOL // Custom Automated Retail Solutions & B2B Partnership
Swag is dead.
Deploy company hardware.
Custom merchandise treated as engineering. Retail-grade materials, anodized finishes, fabric specs measured in GSM — built for companies that won't ship anything that doesn't represent their brand. Run a free Proof-of-Concept kit before you commit to a single unit.
Verified @company.com only · Freight collect · 48hr concept render
02 // Status Differential
Two categories. One survives the all-hands.
MuseVend Track
Production Ready
MuseVend hardware
- 240–400 GSM fabrics, retail-spec construction
- Anodized aluminum, full-grain leather, micro-carved ceramic
- Embroidered, debossed, or laser-engraved — never sticker-glued
- Posted to LinkedIn the day it lands on the desk
03 // Architecture Matrix
Four product surfaces.
Engineered to retail spec.
MV-TEC-01
01 // Executive Tech Ecosystem
Anodized aluminum.
GaN-class internals.
- Aerospace alloy laptop stands
- 65W matte-black GaN chargers
- Titanium MagSafe powerbanks
- Braided 100W USB-C cabling
SPEC // 6061-T6 alloy · Type-II hardcoat anodize
MV-APP-02
02 // Heavy-weight Apparel
Density measured.
Construction reinforced.
- 400 GSM French Terry organic cotton hoodies
- 240 GSM structured cotton tees
- Twin-needle stitching, bartacked stress points
- Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk
SPEC // GOTS-certified · 400 GSM French Terry · 240 GSM tee
MV-THM-03
03 // Thermal Vessels
Stanley/Yeti tier.
Logo carved, not printed.
- Matte ceramic tumblers, triple-wall
- 18/8 vacuum-sealed bottles
- Laser micro-carved insignia
- 24-hour cold · 12-hour hot retention
SPEC // 18/8 stainless · Food-grade silicone gasket
MV-DSK-04
04 // Desktop Build
The surface every employee
touches eight hours a day.
- Aerospace aluminum mobile stands
- Full-grain charcoal leather desk mats
- Recessed cable channeling
- Edge-stitched, beveled
SPEC // Italian veg-tan leather · Anti-slip elastomer base
04 // Deployment Protocol
From vector to inventory in 14 days.
STEP 01
T+0 → T+4hVector Ingest
Submit your brand vector — .svg, .ai, or vector .pdf. Our build team verifies Pantones, calculates stitch counts, and locks color profiles within four hours.
STEP 02
T+4h → T+48hPOC Verification
Receive a physical evaluation kit and a photoreal 3D render of your full configuration within 48 hours. Touch the materials before you commit. No card on file.
STEP 03
T+48h → T+14dProduction Push
Approve the prototype. We push to production with a 100% satisfaction guarantee — every unit ships to spec, or we cover the rebuild.
05 // Gatekeeper
Initialize your build.
Verified company emails only. Personal addresses are filtered at the gateway. You'll receive a POC kit and a 3D render of your configuration within 48 hours of approval — no card on file.
FAQ
What enterprise procurement asks.
What's your minimum order?
Flexible. Real MOQs start at 100 units for apparel, 50 for hardware. Smaller pilot runs available for verified enterprise accounts — we'd rather under-ship a real build than over-ship a fake one.
Can you invoice my company?
Net-30 invoicing on verified domains. W-9, COI, and procurement onboarding handled the day you sign. PO numbers honored end-to-end.
Where do you ship?
All 50 US states under MuseVend logistics. International freight collect on your preferred carrier — DDP available on enterprise contracts.
What if the final quality misses spec?
The POC ships first so you've already inspected the materials. If the production run misses spec, we cover the rebuild — no negotiation, no fine print.